{"id":61,"date":"2015-01-26T05:07:12","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T05:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cornerspots.com\/wordpress\/?p=61"},"modified":"2016-01-11T05:07:30","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T05:07:30","slug":"15-amazing-jokes-to-tell-your-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/26\/15-amazing-jokes-to-tell-your-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"15 amazing jokes to tell your friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This video that I made is amazing<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MEs7E0gqexg<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Joke list:<\/p>\n<p>Why don\u2019t zoo animals take tests?<br \/>\n-There were too many CHEETAHS<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a belt made of Watches?<br \/>\n-A waist of time<\/p>\n<p>Why are there fences around a graveyard?<br \/>\n-Because people are dying to get in<\/p>\n<p>What did one wall say to the other?<br \/>\n-Meet you at the corner<\/p>\n<p>What did shushi A say to sushi B?<br \/>\n-Wasabi<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a cow on the ground?<br \/>\n-Ground Beef<\/p>\n<p>Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?<br \/>\n-Cuz it\u2019ll be a foot<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a can opener that doesn\u2019t work?<br \/>\n-A can\u2019t opener<\/p>\n<p>What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?<br \/>\n-Nobody knows<\/p>\n<p>Why shouldn\u2019t you write with a dull pencil?<br \/>\n-Because it\u2019s pointless<\/p>\n<p>What did the teacher do with the student\u2019s cheese report?<br \/>\n-She grated it<\/p>\n<p>What do you call somebody who points out the obvious?<br \/>\n-Somebody who points out the obvious<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s the difference between a piano and a fish?<br \/>\n-You can tune a piano, but you can\u2019t tune a fish<\/p>\n<p>Where do cows go to have fun?<br \/>\n-To the mooooooovies<\/p>\n<p>What does a baby computer call his father?<br \/>\n-Data<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This video that I made is amazing https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MEs7E0gqexg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/62"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}