{"id":63,"date":"2015-01-16T05:07:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T05:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cornerspots.com\/wordpress\/?p=63"},"modified":"2016-01-11T05:09:10","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T05:09:10","slug":"13-amazing-fake-life-hacks-that-dont-work-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/16\/13-amazing-fake-life-hacks-that-dont-work-at-all\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Amazing Fake Life Hacks That Don\u2019t Work at All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yTVycHZrDbg<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I had fun making this video.<\/p>\n<p>Fake Life Hacks: (there are 13+2 \u2019cause I counted wrong)<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Bush cold? Give it a glove<\/li>\n<li>Screaming CheeseBOB fixes jammed ice machines<\/li>\n<li>No where to put string cheese? Put it on the table<\/li>\n<li>Charge multiple things with one plug<\/li>\n<li>Spilled water? Sit on the water<\/li>\n<li>Can\u2019t read stuff from far away? Use a camera and zoom in<\/li>\n<li>Teacher calls on you. You don\u2019t know the answer. Tell your teacher \u201ccheeseBOB\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Can\u2019t decide on flashlights? Count flashlights until you hit 1006<\/li>\n<li>Burglar? Grab a fire extinguisher<\/li>\n<li>Burglar? Grab a Nerf gun<\/li>\n<li>Burglar? Grab a broom<\/li>\n<li>Burglar? Grab a Rubik\u2019s\u00a0cube<\/li>\n<li>Burglar? Grab a smaller Rubik\u2019s cube<\/li>\n<li>Burglar? Use your self<\/li>\n<li>Get scammed on eBay? Call your internet provider, tell them \u201ccheeseBOB\u201d, then hang up<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yTVycHZrDbg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/64"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sirknightj.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}